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she· verb
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06.04.03 I am attempting to schedule the Sheverb update, to force myself back into the routine of selecting one or two items from the previous few days and recounting them in a poignant, humorous, or exceedingly self-involved manner. Unfortunately, I will likely only accomplish disappointing myself, committing unforgivable errors of grammar and usage, and leaving you clicking elsewhere for your well deserved web-induced browsing satisfaction. But this is my site and I can suck if I want to. I have chosen not to tell you, the reader, when these updates will occur for two reasons. One, the element of surprise regarding the exact timing of the update will be spoiled (as I'm certain you check your emails frequently throughout the day hoping that THIS time you click "Get Messages" will be the time you are notified of a Sheverb update). And two, should I miss my self-imposed deadline, I'm only one who knows I failed. For you see, I'm all about the inflated sense of self worth and the desperate secreting away of personal character flaws. One of the dilemmas surrounding such a schedule is that there will be days when nothing happens and I will be forced to regale you with tales of my new updating schedules and how I've conveniently built in justification for not following through, as well as feeling compelled to drag it out for at least three paragraphs in order to feel I've fulfilled my obligation. Done! Oh wait. One thing did happen. Florida has entered its rainy season and it has been stormy and strange outside. After a particularly grueling day at the place of my employment which is no longer the place of Hula's employment, I drove through a rainbow. Drove right through the bottom of it. Don't let anyone tell you that you can't do such a thing, because I have and it's all dreamy in there. Twin Peaksy music was playing and I swear I saw a midget dancing. Okay, not really, but it did fill me with the hope of a better day. Okay, not really that either, but it was cool enough to snap a picture of except that when I actually drove into the middle of it my fucking camera's batteries chose that exact moment to die which is entirely illustrative of the way my life has been going as of late.
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