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01.24.04 Gallimaufry So I was at a meeting this week and one of my co-workers arrived with one of those small, clear plastic glasses filled with water and a packet of something. During the meeting she drank half the water, opened the packet (upon which I caught the words "double chocolate" before it was crumpled and discarded), and mixed it into the water with a spoon. It formed a small bit of dark brown pasty substance which she let sit in the cup for about five minutes. Which she then ate it slowly. With the spoon. Aside from the gross-out factor, I was mostly astounded that nobody else in attendance seemed to give this odd meal a second thought. Am I the only one who has never before seen such behavior in a corporate environment? Hula has a job interview on Monday. All readers are on notify to cross their fingers and send only good thoughts at 10:30 AM on 1/26/04. Let's test the power of positive thinking on a global scale. Okay. Let's test the power of positive thinking on the scale of the two or three people who actually read this. I started my Guardian ad Litem training today. Have you ever had one of those moments when you suddenly realized your purpose in life? I've had three. Today was one of the three. You know the other two, right? Theo is a dust bear. Musically? I love Moby. Politically? Sometimes I want to punch his little bald head. Oh, of course I don't actually what want to punch his little bald head. If presented with it in person? I'd probably just kiss it, or give it a little rub. But his crap about the hate mail received by Cho as the "true face of the right wing in america" is so much horse shit that I can't stand it. How does he equate a handful of extremist e-mail writers as the face of the right wing? Oh wait. I know. He's not at all paying attention to the big picture. Thus endeth the entry of gallimaufry.
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