Last night I dreamt I was masturbating
while playing the violin. It was an
unbelievably erotic experience--the music
was compelling and seductive and I was
very aroused, but I awoke perplexed. Why
can't I have normal sex dreams like
On a related note, Stompy the Neighbor is
making a tremendous amount of noise right
now. How can I be expected to doze off
and suitably explore this abnormal sex
dream phenomenon with all that STOMP
STOMP STOMP occurring above my
sleepy head? HOW?
(Please note that I was not using the
violin or the bow in an offensive manner.
Such is the stuff of dreams.)