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Last night I dreamt I was masturbating while playing the violin. It was an unbelievably erotic experience--the music was compelling and seductive and I was very aroused, but I awoke perplexed. Why can't I have normal sex dreams like everyone else?
On a related note, Stompy the Neighbor is making a tremendous amount of noise right now. How can I be expected to doze off and suitably explore this abnormal sex dream phenomenon with all that STOMP STOMP STOMP occurring above my sleepy head? HOW?
(Please note that I was not using the violin or the bow in an offensive manner. Such is the stuff of dreams.)
