06.21.01
Spy TV Thursday

Right now, at this very moment, there's a girl crying very hard in the apartment next door and she's been at it for at least a half hour now. I'm assuming she's the latest lay of the jerk over there who plays his retard music way too loud. I'm also pretty sure he's not home because in between sobs she keeps saying "I fucking hate him I fucking hate him I fucking hate him."

She's making me feel very sorry for her. AND when I turn out all the lights and stand in my living room? She makes my apartment sound scary and haunted.

The cheap digital camera I bought on eBay arrived today. $27.00. Can you believe it? Neither could I. What a steal! Fortune and providence were smiling down upon me!

Then, I tried to use it.

This was supposed to be a shot of the "L" tracks outside my office.

This was supposed to be me walking under the "L" tracks outside my office.

These images were taken in high resolution mode with the Coolcam Digital Camera manufactured by Kelytech. I'll say it again so the search engines pick it up. Coolcam Digital Camera by Kelytech. Now I will say this: 

Avoid the Coolcam Digital Camera by Kelytech at all costs. If you want a cheap imaging device, a box of Crayolas and a moderately talented six year old will serve you better.  

Hula's been having phone interviews with a company in Alachua, Florida. He's very excited as the job seems to match his skills perfectly. Me? I'm only marginally enthused. If we were going to move, I had my heart set on Boston or Providence, not some frighteningly little redneck town in north central Florida. I imagine the people there as belonging to some of the first generations in their family to walk upright. Inbred, monster-truck-rally-attending miscreants with overbites whose idea of diversity is that some place their chaw-soaked handkerchiefs in their right back pocket and others in their left.

Hula senses my apprehension as a good spouse should, however, and has been bribing the heck out of me. Let's list what I get so far if we move there, shall we?

House with acres of land
Live goat
Live goose
A box of baby chicks

Not to bad to start, no? I'm holding out for new car and a horse. But don't tell him that. The idea of extreme rural living is something I actually look forward to. I just wish it were closer to my parents. I miss them.

I will have him, yes I will.