A good little monkey was created over at Poppy & Xeno's chat room one day awhile back when I was terrifically bored at work. A good little monkey wasn't really a good little monkey at all. He was taught to type by his lab handlers and would frequently escape the confines of his cage. Accessing the computers in the lab, he shared some very specific opinions about the cast of the Big Brother 2 show with the chat room. Caustic and mean, a good little monkey developed a small following, but his posts were, for the most part, deleted by the moderators. 

And, contrary to popular belief, a good little monkey is neither Shannon nor an ill-mannered 12 year old boy.

He's a chick.

He's me!

a good little monkey

Good News! The moderators and a good little monkey have reached an agreement! They promise to no longer delete his posts so long as he doesn't use the word "retard" anymore. Specifically, there are to be no more "Retardo Hardo the Dull-Witted Circus Clown" posts. If you have a chance, be kind to the moderators and contribute what you can. They spend a lot of time cleaning up after little monkeys.

Attention CBS!  
I would like to be on YOUR reality TV show! I am very good at hiding things that don't belong to me, playing tricks on people and typing. These special talents are sure to draw viewers to your show and increase your advertising revenue. In short, you need me! Contact me any time via e-mail to arrange a personal audition. 

Attention NBC, ABC & FOX! 
Don't feel left out! I would be happy to discuss reality TV show positions with you as well. Please feel free to e-mail anytime.

Attention WB & UPN! 
Don't call me, I'll call you. Okay?

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